As of two Wednesdays from now, I will be a Level 1 chaotic neutral gnome bard named Basil Cadence. I play the fiddle and wield a whip. When it comes to Diplomacy and Perform, I will run that shit.
Got a netbook.
Fuck yes.
Birthday gift to myself: Flying trapeze class.
Zhi Ma Ji / Sesame Chicken
Oh shit, son.
